The Virtual Academic: a random sentence generator

Pootwattle, the Virtual Academic(TM)


Are you looking for a dissertation (fr = mémoire) subject this year? Stuck for ideas? Never fear. Professor Pootwattle, our Virtual Academic(TM) is here and will suggest one for you. Generate as many random sentences as you can stand before boredom sets in. Perhaps one of the proposals will light a spark.

All sentences are guaranteed to be in impeccable academic English. Click the button below and immerse yourself in the very special style of language employed in most university publications and research articles.

Special bonus! Today is your lucky day. Smedley, our Virtual Critic(TM), will write a review of Pootwattle's sentence for you -- at no extra charge!

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